I’m strapped in the saddle
Planted SMACK-DAB in the middle!
My heart is swelling quick
CAUSE I’M RIDIN’ GRISTLE N’ GRITTLE !
I’ve flicked my wrist now watch me twist!
WELL I’M JUST LOVIN’ THIS RODEO!!!
From temptation of taste I did not refrain
but helped myself stick up a fast food chain
cracked wide open a bun and slipped in a dog
and WHOA! watch me ride this hog!
Ride em’ DOGGIE!
I’m just shy of humility as you can plainly see
but I’ve claimed my dog, defying all gravi-ty!
Somebody quick! Pull the trigger and spray the relish!
SEE Y’ALL LATER NOW!!!