Hot Dog Rodeo

WA-HOO BABY!

I’m strapped in the saddle

Planted SMACK-DAB in the middle!

My heart is swelling quick

CAUSE I’M RIDIN’ GRISTLE N’ GRITTLE !

I’ve flicked my wrist now watch me twist!

WELL I’M JUST LOVIN’ THIS RODEO!!!

From temptation of taste I did not refrain

but helped myself stick up a fast food chain

cracked wide open a bun and slipped in a dog

and WHOA!  watch me ride this hog!

YEEEEE-HAWWW!!

Ride em’ DOGGIE!

YEEEEE-HAWWW!!

I’m just shy of humility as you can plainly see

but I’ve claimed my dog, defying all gravi-ty!

Somebody quick! Pull the trigger and spray the relish!

WHOA!

SEE Y’ALL LATER NOW!!!

WAAAA-HOOO!!

Published by Benjamin Thomas

Book & audiobook blogger, reviewer, interviewer, book nut, lover of the writing community, and endlessly curious person. Oh yeah, and writer.

9 thoughts on “Hot Dog Rodeo

  1. Benjamin,

    What a very clever poem and a very demonstrative photo!!!
    I am not sure that I will ever want to eat a hot dog again:)

    Eileen

    Thank you for your very kind comment at my Blog.

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